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Cicero vs. Quintilian January 28, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — emilymullaswilson @ 9:21 am

Required blogs for my Theories of Writing class are now taking up most of my blogging energies, leaving me little time/mental energy for my beloved Spiffy Blog.  However, I’ll occasionally post a blog from that class if I think it has some generic appeal.  This is a blog we wrote for class last week after hearing a lecture on the history of rhetoric.

Roman rhetorician Cicero posited the idea that success in rhetoric was measured by the response of the audience. A rousing response meant that the speaker had achieved his goal; the lack of strong response indicated failure. Quintilian challenged this idea by asserting that the virtuous character of the speaker and the quality of his content were the primary indicators of success. According to Quintilian, a cruel dictator may elicit impressive responses, but because of his nefarious character and corrupt message, he is not a successful rhetorician in every sense.

As a high school teacher, part of me wants to believe that Quintilian got it right and Cicero was out to lunch (although admittedly, lunch is difficult without a tongue). I stand before an audience and use rhetoric all day long, and the responses I get are far from what Cicero would term “rousing.” My students are often bored with the content and express little interest in learning the material for its own sake. Their response is typically, “What do I have to do to get the grade I want?” I’d like to think that if my character and content are sound, that one day my students will look back on my class and appreciate everything I tried so hard to give them. I’m an idealist, clinging hard to the notion that the stuff I’m teaching is not only opening doors for the kids’ immediate futures, but also expanding their universes, helping them see life through different points of view, and simultaneously building self-esteem while squashing narcissism. “They’ll get it someday,” I tell myself.

Yet I can’t ignore the validity of Cicero’s perspective. Audience does matter. Response does matter. Kairos does matter. I don’t want to be a stuffy intellectual or one of those Oxford “wall lecturers” who were content to teach to the tables and chairs when students no longer showed up for class. Just as writers don’t write in a vacuum, teachers certainly don’t teach in a vacuum. Teaching, like any academic endeavor, is part of a great conversation and should be treated as such. It’s vital that I continually reevaluate my content and delivery for timeliness, relevancy, and dynamism.

Although teenagers aren’t very intentional about providing positive responses, once in a great while, I get a little exciting feedback. There’s nothing better than hearing the occasional, “Wow, that’s pretty cool,” about Shakespeare or a “Hey, are we gonna read some more Dickinson?” at the end of a poetry unit. Often those responses come from the most unexpected places. My first year of teaching, I had a girl in my Brit Lit class who seldom spoke up and turned bright red when I called on her. Her papers stuck tightly to the prompts and never went a syllable over the required length. Yet at the end of the year, she ducked into my classroom (bright red as usual), slapped an envelope on my desk, and left without a word. Inside, she had written the following: “Dear Mrs. Wilson: I had never really thought of ordinary books having ideas hidden throughout, subtly influencing the mind of the reader. This class helped me to see what power a book can have, even though you might not know it as you’re reading it. This has provided very useful insight for me.”

Good character is essential. Quality content is imperative. But positive responses are the most tangible, rewarding, and downright exciting indicators of the rhetorician’s success.

Sorry, Quintilian.

 

Any Questions? January 18, 2010

Filed under: Grad school — emilymullaswilson @ 11:16 am

A couple of weeks ago, I sat outside a financial adviser’s office looking at a rack of scholarship pamphlets and wondering what in the world I was doing with my life.  I had to go to the bathroom really, really badly, but I didn’t know where it was and I didn’t want to ask.  That sounds stupid, I know, but I’d probably asked about 100 questions that afternoon (Where do I get my student ID?  Where is the bookstore?  How do I get a parking permit?  Does LS stand for Life Sciences?  Am I eligible for an unsubsidized loan?  What does UOC stand for?  When will those books arrive?  How much are copies?  Where is the copy machine?  What is the copy machine use policy?  Can you sign me up? Can you change a five?  Can I go home now?), and I couldn’t bring myself to ask one more.  So I just sat there for a while, staring at FAFSA forms, collecting enough pieces of my shattered ego to go interrupt yet another person from a phone call or computer screen long enough to point me to the nearest ladies’ room.

I started grad school this semester.  I’m on my way to an MA in English Literature and Rhetoric.  A big step forward, right?  You’d think so, but that’s not what it felt like.  I felt more lost than I did as a 17-year-old on my first day of undergrad studies.  Back then we had orientation week and family groups and dorm parties and lots of smiling people to help newbies feel right at home.  It’s a different world for a part-time grad student.  You’d better figure it out all by yourself and figure it out fast and don’t count on anyone to notice your deer-in-the-headlights look and ask if you need help.

By the time I made it to my first class (Research Methods and Theory), I was so stressed, confused, and overwhelmed that my normally outgoing personality turtled up in a tight shell, and  I sat with a room full of classmates for three hours without looking at or speaking to anyone.  They probably thought I was some anti-social nerd taking classes on research for fun.  How did this happen?  I’ve spent the last six years in my profession gaining confidence and assertiveness, taking initiative and effectively leading both students and peers.  How did all of that evaporate in a single afternoon of feeling like an idiot?

Thankfully, the guest lecturer in class that night was the librarian.  She was a smiling, helpful lady who gave us cards and said that we could write any questions we had about the library on those cards and she would answer them the next week.  I looked at my card blankly.  One question?  I had about 42 questions about the library, and most of them were so banal I couldn’t bring myself to write them down.  So I just wrote, “Well, I’m new, so I don’t have any questions yet.”

As William Riley Parker once wrote, “Strike while the irony is hot.”

 

The Lost Art of Introspection December 24, 2009

Filed under: Culture — emilymullaswilson @ 11:47 am

One of my students told me recently that a friend of hers was planning to install a TV behind plexiglass in his shower.  He said he was getting bored in the five minutes it took to lather and rinse and wanted a little entertainment as part of his morning routine.  I was shocked by this brief anecdote and obsessed over it the rest of that day.   I know that most people aren’t quite that extreme.  But just in the six years I’ve been teaching school, I’ve watched the electronic world start controlling more and more aspects of my life and the lives of everyone around me, and I’m worried.

Technology has given us so much.  I love seeing my sisters’ facebook status updates and feeling, in a limited sense, like a part of their everyday lives even though I live 1,500 miles away.  There are certainly huge advantages to having instantaneous communication and access to worlds of information that were once beyond our reach.  But what has technology taken away?  What did it replace?  Modern inventions did not fill a pre-existent void.  It wasn’t like people used to sit for hours looking at their hands and wishing for small rectangular boxes that would play music for them or enable the to communicate with friends; they lived full lives.  So what did we lose? (more…)

 

Spinning Plates December 21, 2009

Filed under: Teaching — emilymullaswilson @ 11:22 am

It can be a lonely world for an English teacher.  While many of my colleagues can manage a two or three day turnaround on homework, I struggle and fight and work late nights to maintain a two or three week turnaround.  The inbox piles up higher and higher each day, and many evenings and weekends are spent on this mindnumbing and utterly unrewarding task–akin to digging holes in soft sand.  You can dig and dig and dig all day, sweating and toiling and burning for endless hours in the hot sun without making any visible progress.

Grading English papers also happens to be maddeningly subjective, despite the most detailed rubrics.  Personal feelings must be put aside as you simultaneously try to grade ideas, organization, voice, word choice, sentence fluency, and every little grammatical or spelling error in the entire paper.  And then there are the comments.  After all, you’re not just assigning a letter; you’re also trying to teach writing as you grade, leaving helpful feedback (just the right balance of honest encouragement and constructive criticism, mind you!) that students will theoretically understand, take to heart, and apply with diligence to their next paper.

Oh, and you have to watch your mood as well.  It doesn’t matter how you feel when you’re grading a multiple choice test.  You could be about ready to take a baseball bat to your china cabinet and smash up 12 place settings of Noritake; it won’t affect the student’s grade.  But it you start to feel cranky grading papers, there’s no hunkering down and powering through until you reach the end of the stack.  You have to step away until sanity’s circulation is gradually restored to your cramped and ailing brain.

One of my fellow high school English teachers wrote in her blog about the “Catch-22″ of teaching English: you feel that if you give one more major assignment, it will be the last nail in your coffin.  But you also feel the push from the parents, administration, and the Jiminy Cricket of your own conscience to assign lots and lots of detailed, complex writing assignments in order to provide the highest possible standard of education. (more…)

 

That’s What You Get for Reading Great Books December 15, 2009

Filed under: Books, Teaching — emilymullaswilson @ 10:14 pm

In the midst of the monotonous task of grading literary analysis papers, I occasionally run across a line or two that bears witness to the life-altering power of the written word.  There is nothing more thrilling for me than watching a great book shake up a student’s world. The following quote is from a Korean exchange student who, even within the confines of a language not her own, manages to express how deeply Elie Wiesel’s holocaust memoir impacted her.

“When I finished reading Night, I was completely overwhelmed.  I thought, ‘This is a true story, but I can’t believe this is.’  It was too sad to believe that Elie’s father finally died.  It was too cruel to believe that Nazis have done such brutal things to the Jews with no good reason.  It was too hard to believe that Elie had closed his mind towards God ’seven times sealed.’  It was too heartbreaking to believe how much the Nazis and the holocaust changed Elie into such an indifferent person by the end.  It is a book that made me think.”

 

Stones of Remembrance December 2, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — emilymullaswilson @ 10:45 pm

This is an article I wrote for our church newsletter.  The newsletter segment is called “Stones of Remembrance.”  Each month, church members are asked to write about an experience in their lives where God has proven His faithfulness.  So here it is.

The Apostle Paul, we read in 2 Corinthians, was given a thorn in his flesh.  Something in Paul’s life served as a constant source of pain and anguish; a heavy burden for him to carry through his ministry.  Repeatedly, he asked God to take away the thorn, but God would not.

A thorn that has caused deep pain for Tim and me over the last several years is infertility.  We’ve asked God repeatedly to give us a child or suppress our desire for children.  He has not.  The pain of infertility is different from any other types of pain we have experienced: there is no funeral for our loss or consolation for our grief.

So how can a thorn in the flesh be a Stone of Remembrance?

The answer lies in God’s reply to Paul: “My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness” (2 Cor. 12:9).  Thorns have a way of forcing us to rely on God.  Through this trial, God has grown us, changed us, proved his unfailing faithfulness to us, not in spite of our thorn in the flesh, but through it.  It often takes a thorn to show us what we truly are: dependent, weak, and broken. (more…)

 

Time in a Bottle October 12, 2009

Filed under: Health — emilymullaswilson @ 8:54 pm

woman in bottleThe other day at the YMCA, I gave the magazines a cursory glance, grabbed one that looked interesting, and hopped onto an elliptical machine.  I was well into my warm-up before I realized that my workout reading material was a magazine for women ages 40 and beyond.  By this time, most of the ellipticals were full.  Competition for machines can be fierce at the Y, and I didn’t want to interrupt my workout and potentially lose my spot just to get a 3-month-old copy of Better Homes and Gardens or Cooking Light. Even thought I’m still some distance from 40, I thought the magazine could be interesting.  Our culture tells women that there are only three valuable things about us: looks, youth, and health.  What does the world have to say to women who are losing these things?

I guess I should have known.  Nearly every article was about one of three things: how to look prettier, younger, and healthier.  It covered a vast array of topics, from disguising wrinkles or age spots, to highlighting away the grays, to fitting back into your high school jeans.  While masquerading under the guise of “female empowerment,” and “celebrating your time of life,” it was in reality the same message pumped through the media to women everywhere: your looks are not only all you have, but all you are.  Hold onto them for dear life. (more…)

 

Ancient Warrior, Timeless Hero October 11, 2009

Filed under: Books — emilymullaswilson @ 4:13 pm

beo bookI just finished going through Beowulf with my Brit Lit kids.  Now there’s a book that will stand the test of time.  Forget Inkheart. Forget Twilight. Heck, forget Harry Potter. Sit down with a copy of Seamus Heaney’s translation of Beowulf and let it weave its spell.  A thousand years will melt away like ice under the summer sun, and you will hear the clang of swords and feel the ocean spray at the ship’s prow and cower in terror as you watch Beowulf lay his deadly grip upon many a fearful monster. There is a beauty and universality in this epic that is not present in modern pop lit.  Perhaps it is the poetry–the clever kennings, the rhythmic caesuras, the pounding alliteration–that elevates the story to the level of music rather than prose.  Perhaps it is the rich tapestry woven by multi-layered symbols: gold pointing simultaneously to reward and temptation, the dragon (wyrm) representing Beowulf’s duel with fate (wyrd), Grendel and his mother existing as the living embodiment of sin’s curse.

But in the end, I think it’s really all about…Beowulf.

Although there are three formal introductions to the hero, we catch our first true glimpse of his character in the mead hall the night he arrives in Dane-land.  A jealous Danish warrior, Unferth, challenges Beowulf’s skill as a warrior by referencing a time Beowulf lost a swimming competition. (more…)

 

A Modest(y) Proposal September 26, 2009

Filed under: Teaching — emilymullaswilson @ 2:43 pm

girl in dressI learned something new this week: a good message can have a bad effect if repeated too frequently.

Wednesday was our first discipleship group since school began, and I have an outstanding group of girls this year.  I felt like we bonded quickly as we laughed our way through a game of telephone charades, examined this year’s text (McDowell’s More than a Carpenter), and explored the purposes and goals of discipleship groups.  We had some great interaction and time to pray for one another.

Our discussion of discipleship groups in general led to reminiscing about topics from previous years.  One girl mentioned the modesty theme from two years ago, and both seniors rolled their eyes and groaned.  ”The only thing we talked about in girls’ chapels for the first three years I was here was modesty,” said one of the seniors.  ”I got so sick and tired of hearing about it.  It made me feel rebellious.  It actually made me want to dress immodestly.”   (more…)

 

Before and After August 29, 2009

Filed under: Teaching — emilymullaswilson @ 12:45 pm

stressedteacher1There is truth to the lovely old cliché, ”Be careful what you wish for.”

Here was my ” Back to School To-do list” from last summer:

1.  Research life/teachings of Augustine to enhance unit on early church fathers.

2. Read Lady Windermere’s Fan to determine if it should be added to the summer reading list.

3. Organize file drawer.

Here is my “Back to School To-do list from this summer:

1. Survive.

2. Try not to mess up too much.

3. Repeat steps and 1 and 2 throughout the school year.

After five years in the classroom, I could just about make it through teaching my diverse subjects blindfolded, with one hand tied behind my back.  Sure, I would add a creative assessment here or a more in-depth unit there, but preparation was a matter of tweaking and polishing, not frantically writing quizzes the period before I was supposed to give them (not that I’ve ever done that before…).  Okay, so it had gotten a little old and dusty and, well, boring. But there’s a part of us human beings that likes comfort, familiarity, and getting off work in time to watch Jeopardy. (more…)